'Keep on your puffy shirt and skip the soup stand because I\'m taking everything I know from New York and Los Angeles to make the first ever, Bagel Taco! Subscribe to Chef Ahole: https://tinyurl.com/y2mupawf Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chefasshole Twitter: https://twitter.com/realchefasshole Brad: https://www.instagram.com/damnitbrad #bagelsandwich #breakfastbageltaco #chefahole *I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE SEINFELD THEME SONG* Recipe __________ Bagel Tortillas 3 Cups of Flour 2 Tsp of Trader Joe\'s Everything Bagel Seasoning 1/3 Cup of Vegetable Oil 1.5 Tbsp Baking Powder 1 Cup of Hot Water Guacamole Cream Cheese 1/4 White Onion (diced) 1/2 Tomato (diced) 1 Avocado 1 Clove of Garlic (diced) 2 Tbsp of Line Juice 1/4 Cup of Cream Cheese Egg Scramble 2 Eggs (scrambled) 1 Jalapeno Chicken Sausage (diced) 1/4 White Onion (diced) 5 Pickled Jalapeños (diced) 1) Sift your flour into a mixing bowl. Add baking powder and Bagel seasoning and whisk together. Add vegetable oil and use your hands to combine. Then add your hot water and mix together with a spatula. Knead a few times onto a floured surface then cover in room temperate for 30 minutes. 2) Combine your guacamole ingredients with your cream cheese and mix until it\'s a light green. Put in the fridge for the time being. 3) After 30 minutes, uncover your tortilla dough and knead again onto a floured surface. Break your dough into 10-12 small balls. If you don\'t have a proper tortilla press, put the ball in a gallon zip loc and roll it out in a circular motion with a rolling pin or nearest wine bottle. Once your your tortillas are rolled out, place on a medium-high cast iron pan and cook until light brown spots appear on each side. 4. Combine your sausage and veggies into a pan with some olive oil and let it simmer for 5 minutes. Then quickly scramble in your eggs until your desired consistency. 5. Add a layer of guacamole cream cheese to your tortilla, then your scramble and finally any hot sauce you have lying around. 6. Eat up, b*tch.'
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